18 year old fangirl from the UK :) my parents and friends all seem to think I'm a pirate :P Super-who-avenge-lokian in a quidditch match with Merthur, Loki, Jace, Eragon, L, Four, The Bagginsis, Dustfinger, Emma Swan, Hannibal....the list goes on ;)

 

We all have that one friend……

We all have that one friend……

kingtutty:

angfdz:

i just accidentally sent a pic of my pussy to my landlord. 

yo rent finna be low as hell

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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